I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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