quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
