I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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