I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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