Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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