what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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