What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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