Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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