it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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