awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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