I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
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