normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
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