im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Randomize