Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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