so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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