I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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