i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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