who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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