But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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