You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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