Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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