the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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