it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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