East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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