BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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