I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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