Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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