Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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