she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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