I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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