She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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