So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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