Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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