So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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