so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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