If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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