I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I touched a dick in church today
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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