awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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