Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
COCAINE IS GR8
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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