How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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