May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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