found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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