Pappa wants mamma naked
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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