remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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