i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
this just has baby written all over it
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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