i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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