when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
someone owes me an orgasm
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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