You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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