I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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