i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Sorry my hands just texted you
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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