i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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