i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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