i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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