drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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