ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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