Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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